Tony: Don’t do that.
Peter:
The most relatable thing about Ed is that he spends the majority of his time thinking about Oswald
@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions
(even more) hannibal + textposts
#sweetest avenger
It’s not easy being John.
BUT BATMAN HANGS IT UP asdjklfgh
The only good way to end the current Nightwing story arc
*Dick gains his memories*
Detective Sap: So I guess I should give you your costume back huh?
Dick: *smirks* nah I have a better idea.
*next panel is a splash page of Nightwing wearing the fingerstipe costume*
You will find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
↳ Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Vampire: Father, this mortal plagues my thoughts night in and night out. I wish to establish a friendship with her and be her companion from now until the day she dies. How do I do it? I haven’t spoken to anyone outside of the clan since 1576.
Vampire Dad: It’s not as difficult as you think, son. You simply need to be direct, open and honest.
Vampire: Direct, open and honest?
Vampire: Yes, son. Just go to her, state your purpose, and wait for an answer.Vampire:…….
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(Twenty minutes later, bursting through the wall of Jennifer’s house in the form of a giant vampire bat): JENNIFER I WANT TO BE FRIENDSJennifer: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Vampire: JENNIFER I’M WAITING
What do you get when you take eight feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes, and a wheelbarrow full of stage 4 cancer? Answer: a family. - Deadpool 2 (2018)